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Looking for a Tough Guy

In random on 12 August, 2010 by Kerry Gaffney Tagged: ,

Training is taking a bit of a back seat at the moment. Despite rumours that we might do Tough Guy proper at the beginning of 2011. There are other interesting things afoot, like Sean making an appearance on the official Nettle Warrior 2010 DVD. The final cut should be available on the Tube of You soon and will be duly posted.

In the meantime to keep this place from stagnating too much I thought I’d answer one of the most regular questions that seems to direct ppl here, mainly ‘Does Nettle Warrior come with a free t-shirt?’. To which the answer is a resounding ‘No!’. It does come with a free medal though, well if you finish, which is possibly the heaviest, shiniest, one you’ll ever receive. Ok, it’s actually a horse brass but that’s not a bad thing.

The other thing that has amused greatly today is that people have reached this page by searching for the following terms over the past two days.

tough gaffs search

Not sure if that is request for Sean or a review.

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Despite not having done much training since the last post, though there was that week of burning thighs and knee joints up a mountain. I have been busy with the blog.

It has moved and can now be found at http://www.toughgaffs.com

Moving on

on 25 April, 2010 by Kerry Gaffney

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Another bright idea, brought to you by Sean in association with Beer.

In Events,random on 21 March, 2010 by iceds Tagged: ,

Soooo last night after consuming several Ales and looking to lift the spirits after watching England yet again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, I decided that Team ICEDS ( try typing Gaffs on predictive text) will walk Hadrian’s Wall in 2010.

Next week we have the Questars event and the route of this blog is to encourage ourselves to train for the Tough Guy race in July….So I am guessing you will read about our walk here, sometime nearer October But we have said it will happen now and happen it will. Hadrian’s Wall, 84 miles, 4 days, simples.

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How to improve England Rugby

In random on 20 March, 2010 by Kerry Gaffney

Kerry has just mentioned that in a world of infinite possibilities anything is possible.  As we are now watching the rugby I take it that she is looking for the improbable chances of the right teams winning with a big enough spread of points and more improbable chance of England not looking like a gang of buffoons before France….and I think I know where England are going wrong and how it can be put right at long last.

England Rugby has being going badly wrong for so many years now because of Powerade, the official sports drink of the RFU.

So often pundits shout that we need to get back to basics on the pitch, but insist we use the latest in training and nutritional techniques.

Well I think training and nutrition should go back to basics too. Instead of hugs and cuddles and gently trying to coach and motivate your team to perform and leaving motivational notes under their pillows telling them how great they are, we should in fact go back to the carrot and stick method of motivation.  This method  being, ” YOU ARE NOT PERFORMING AS REQUIRED! I AM NOW GOING TO PUSH THIS CARROT INTO ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES AND BEAT YOU WITH THE STICK UNTIL YOU STOP PRODUCING SHITTY RESULTS” If you want to see just how effective this method is just look at what a few Egyptians managed to have built with an over-whelming number of slaves and a few sturdy whips!

Right now on to food and nutrition, Carbs, proteins, complex lipid fat? My arse! Get rid of it all! people telling you optimise your performance by eating the right thing at the right time. Which brings me to thisgit NOTE he states that he began working with the England squad in 2003 (our last good year as I recall) coincidence? Maybe? Then again maybe not.

So by following a strict scientific nutritional plan this man and others like him have turned a world cup winning side into a team who looked less than convincing against Italy and Jockland in this present tournament.

However if you go back to food basics and issue on a daily basis a pound of bread, with tea, cocoa and sugar to drink, as well as a fairly generous gallon (eight pints) of beer, seven days a week. and add to that a pound pork or beef, dried and salted to preserve them – and dried peas, dished out by the half-pint, every other day. the net result is England 1 France and Spain Nil.. dominance of the high seas and the continuance of the English Empire.

Right if you look at both of these web sites and you are observant you will notice that Tea is only mentioned in one of them. Tea obviously being the beverage of choice if you want to do something physically taxing.. I.E.Set up and control the worlds greatest Empire.

The RFU on the other has selected Powerade.  I think the comparison between the two and the results thereof do not need mentioning.

Also at no stage did Douglas Adams mention Powerade, He did mention a nice hot cup of tea and if Englandweere to start drinking tea instead of powerade then the improbable would be highly probable and Kerry’s wish for a desired sequence of rugby result would be met.

“The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits ofaBambleweeny 57 sub-meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood – and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess’s undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance withthe Theory of Indeterminacy.”

Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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Sean – getting his excuses in early

In random on 12 March, 2010 by iceds Tagged:

I’m not fat! I’m just big boned…..any other excuses can be found in the following article from National amputee centre

Energy Expenditure of Amputees

Even long-time amputees still have things to learn about amputation or simply need to be reminded of certain issues. This article addresses how energy expenditure plays a large role in the lives of amputees. (The article addresses the issue of energy expenditure in relation to lower limb amputees, but the general information is applicable to upper limb amputees as well.)

Energy Issues
Leg amputees tire more quickly than their peers on an outing or may not be able to keep up the same pace. Their amputation is the reason for this – let’s look at specifically why…

In Physical Therapy Management of Lower Limb Amputations by Gertrude Mensch and Patricia M. Ellis, quoted studies indicate that an amputee who walks the same distance as a non-amputee will have a higher level of oxygen consumption. For example, quoted figures for amputees with vascular deficiencies compared with non-amputees indicate an increase in oxygen consumption for:

■below-knee amputees from 9% to 20%
■above-knee amputees from 45% to 70%
■bilateral above-knee amputees up to 300%

This increased oxygen consumption is the reason amputees seem to get out of breath much more quickly. They need more energy to do tasks – even simply walking across a room requires more oxygen. Of course, the higher the level of amputation, the more energy required to walk.

You have likely also noticed that leg amputees tend to walk more slowly than their peers. Below-knee amputees, for example, using the same amount of energy as non-amputees, will generally walk 22% slower. To keep up with others, leg amputees need to increase their walking speed which means they end up using more energy and thus needing more oxygen (and get out of breath more quickly) than the non-amputee.

The length of the amputee’s residual limb also comes into play – amputees with long residual limbs average a 10% increase in energy expenditure whereas those with short residual limbs average a 40% increase above normal.

Here are some other points that also put things into perspective:

Just an upwards slope in the terrain of 10% doubles the energy required, and a 20-25% slope triples it. You also use more energy going on a downward slope than you use on level ground, as you have to work to keep your body from rushing or falling headlong.

Carrying extra weight is done most efficiently on the head, somewhat less efficiently on the back, still less efficiently in the hands, and least efficiently on the feet. Therefore, when you add weight to an artificial limb, it increases energy use – just an increase of 2½ lbs to shoe weight will increase energy use by 5-10%. This is why in winter when amputees start wearing heavy winter boots they notice they get tired more quickly.

Soft or uneven ground can increase energy use by 40% or more.

Climbing stairs greatly increases energy use, and even descending stairs increases energy consumption by 1/3.

When you are tired or not feeling well, you also use more energy to walk.

Conclusion
Leg amputees use more energy because of imbalance, the weight of the artificial limb and the effort it takes to make it move. Many other factors from wearing heavy footwear, to going up and down slopes, to your general physical health, all come into play.

To help ensure you have the extra energy you require to use an artificial limb and to control your weight to maintain a comfortable fitting, you should:

■eat healthy well-balanced meals; and
■exercise regularly and appropriately

Doctors and dieticians agree that exercise and a healthy diet are the answer. Of course, your personal circumstances determine what your capabilities and limitations are. If you are unsure whether you are doing all you can to deal with the additional energy expenditures and weight control issues that affect amputees, you should consult with your doctor.

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Sean – random

In random on 10 March, 2010 by Kerry Gaffney Tagged:

This isn’t a training releated post. I would just like to say that although transportation issues forced me to borrow a car today, borrowing a Nissan Skyline with ‘move over written’ on the bonnet wasn’t my favorite choice, it was my ONLY choice. The Journey had to be made and that was the only means by which I could make it. (Many thanks to Ian for lending my your pride and joy).

Your pride and joy is infact a shed. The only thing you appear not to have done, is add fully tinted windows, at least with them fitted people may not have been able to see me sat behind the wheel.

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